Well, we all know that mountain dew makes your penis tiny, but is it true that it causes your penis to shrink? Well, not according to the author of the article that claims it does. The author claims that mountain dew causes your penis to shrink, and as such, you can now do anything you want to your penis without worrying about it shrinking back.

The author seems to be referring to a study that claims that mountain dew causes your penis to shrink. The claim is that the dew evaporates, causing the penis to shrink. This obviously doesn’t work as you can’t shrink your penis and then start growing it again. It’s not at all clear what the author is talking about, but it’s a plausible explanation.

This probably goes into the category of “just a bit of trivia” but I was a bit surprised at how much the article got about the study. The study has been in the news recently for its association with a “harder than rock” and “harder than steel” effect. For those who don’t know what the term “hard” means, its used in the context of a test or test like the one which you are about to take.

This is a bit of a strange one. The hard substance at the end of a penis is called the bulb and the soft substance on the inside is called the corona. The study, which was conducted by a group of researchers at the University of Sheffield, found that the hardness of a man’s manhood could be influenced by the amount of dew on a mountain.

The study also found that the higher the dew on a mountain, the smaller the man’s penis, making the dew a perfect weapon. But why would mountain dew make your penis smaller? Well, if you remember, in order to make a big penis, you have to have good genetics. The more dew on the mountain, the smaller the penis. And that is because, as the researchers explained, the dew on the mountain is the equivalent to the sweat on your body.

When you sweat, you generate a lot of moisture. So the more dew you can produce on a mountain, the more moisture you can absorb. Your body is also more efficient at absorbing dew, so your penis shrinks. The same thing is true for mountain dew. And you know what else? The higher the dew level, the more your penis is shortened.

That said, I don’t think anyone will blame us for all the male-pattern baldness out there who have been complaining about the size of their penises for a while. The fact is that our bodies are designed to produce excess sweat and moisture, and in an effort to get rid of it, most of us try to squeeze our balls in a smaller way. It seems that, for most people, it doesn’t work.

It’s not the dew, it’s the humidity. When you sweat a lot, you’re literally dehydrating. That’s why it’s so important to keep your body moist. Even if you’re not actively trying to squeeze your balls smaller, try to keep a humidifier next to your bed. It’s a good way to reduce your chances of having sweaty armpits.

The only way to keep your penis small is to squeeze it a lot in the first place. I found out the hard way that it wont be a deal breaker if you dont squeeze it in the first place. Even though I thought I was going to die of a stroke, I had to squeeze my penis a lot to get it to shrink.

We’ve all heard the phrase “When in doubt…” but I’m going to tell you that if you need to get a particular size of penis, then this is the best time to do it. If you have any doubts about your penis size, squeeze it when you’re sitting down, and then again when you stand up. You will be amazed that your penis looks smaller than it really is.